You may already have one in your uterus and now you can wear one on your neck too! Snag this IUD necklace from Witz Jewelry Design on Etsy for $45 for the sterling silver model and $200 for the yellow, white and rose gold model.
2. STERLING SILVER MINI IUD EARRINGS
Why not sport IUDs in your ears too? These $50 3D-printed, sterling silver earrings from Witz Jewelry Design are available on Etsy.
3. TAMPON EARRINGS
Sara Gallo Jewelry's hollow, lightweight, copper tampon earrings are created from the mold of a real OB brand tampon (you know, the cute little ones without applicators) and then dipped in sterling silver. They retail for $190.
4. COPPER WIRE, TURQUOISE AND LAPIS NECKLACE
This interpretation of the uterus is handmade from copper wire, turquoise and lapis by Etsy seller HammeredNTwisted and sells for $60. Wear one on a Tinder date, you'll learn volumes about your suitor based on whether they 1) recognize it and/or 2) react when you explain. It's like a uterus Rorschach test!
5. UTERUS NECKLACE
If you like your uterus jewelry more explicit, consider this hand-drawn pendant from Etsy creator Vond Work. Half of the proceeds from the $40 necklace go to Planned Parenthood.
6. THE VAGINA CHARM NECKLACE
Tuza's delicate vagina charm necklace is available for $155 for the sterling silver and $190 for the gold and rose gold. Throw one on and see how long it takes for someone to recognize what you're wearing. There's also a sparkly "Christmas special" version of the necklace embedded with cubic zirconia stones, because who doesn't love bedazzled labia?
7. THE BOOB CHARM NECKLACE
Okay, so this sterling silver Tuza accessory isn't vagina-themed, but it's adorable so here it is anyway (#freethenipple forever). Find it on Otherwild for $115.
8. THE CLITORING
As jewelry designer PenelopiJones points out, "the sensitive little button at the top of a woman's vagina is just the tip of the iceberg" of the clitoris, which is why the designer's handmade, wishbone-shaped "clitoring" represents the entire structure. The clitoring comes in brass ($95), sterling silver ($122-155), and gold ($475-575).
9. THE CLITORING BRACELET
PenelopiJones also makes the clitoring in bracelet form ($140), because the more clits, the better, obviously.
10. TRI-METAL VAGINA NECKLACE
This subtle vagina necklace is crafted from aluminum, brass, copper and a stainless steel chain — pick one up for $30 from Etsy creator Visceral Jewelry.
11. LITTLE V RING
The $42 "Little V" ring is "for everyone across the gender spectrum who loves and appreciates the mighty little vagina," writes Etsy vendor OHMEShop — in other words, you don't have to have one yourself to rock this. You just have to like pretty jewelry. And value vaginas. As every one of us should.
Check all of them here: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8465531/pretty-vagina-jewelry-holiday-gift-guide/