Sexpo, the health, sexuality and lifestyle exhibition is the world’s largest adult exhibition and is designed to provide a fun and vibrant atmosphere for all adults. Sexpo is not just about sex, it’s about fun and the celebration of all lifestyles and sexualities. Sexpo is turning 20 this year and will be held in Sydney.
You might wonder what's inside Sexpo? I'll give you a little bit of a hint ...
This lovely thing will greet you even before you'd walked in the door. It's half confronting, half adorable.
2. FANCY BUTT PLUGS
These cost $127 and feature Swarovski crystals. They’re “light reflecting for gorgeous sparkles” and are temperature responsive.3. GAME OF ‘BONES’ THRONE
There was a queue of people waiting to have their photo taken on this sexed-up version of the king’s throne in Game of Thrones. Perfect Instagram fodder.
4. NAUGHTY GNOMES
You know how adorable gnomes are, right? But have you ever wondered how 'naughty' they are? Adorable!
This is a giant, simulated penis. Inside are rows of seats -like on a rollercoaster- and you watch a very X-rated film before getting bumped around viciously. 6. A YELLOW ELEPHANT G-STRING
This would look great on Channing Tatum or other boys you might fancy... maybe?!
7. HAMMER HITTING PENIS
It’s like the Easter show, but sex-themed! You hit the ground with the hammer as hard as you can (pun not intended) and the little penis face lights up. Cute.
8. ROTATING PENIS AND BUTTS
You have to try and get the balls to fit in the correct, um, orifice. The machine randomly yells things at you like “C’mon guys, show your girlfriend how to handle your balls. Only $2 a go!”
So, are you curious enough? Or even have a vision to go to the next Sexpo? Think about it, I bet it's worth the trouble!