But the sexiness doesn't stop there: if you happen to own a Lovense “Lush” Bluetooth egg vibrator, you can then download all the O-Casts you want and use them to enjoy some great oral sex without actually having to deal with another human being.
As Mashable goes on to report, the app isn't flawless. Perhaps most obviously, in order to accurately "record" your desired form of oral sex, it's recommended you literally lick your phone. You can also use your fingers or a mouse, but when you're taking part in the future of sex, you might as well go all out. If you've ever been on the internet before, you likely know this is a bad idea, because phones are disgusting.
However, multiple writers at various sites have already given the app a try and claim that phone-licking is key to a successful experience — so who knows? Perhaps the pay-off is worth it.